If you’re a playboy, a philanderer, or a chauvinist, don’t bother to read this post. This post is for inexperienced males, for male teenagers, and for those women who want to court their fellow women but don’t have the guts. hehe. So if you’re like me who don’t have the slightest idea on how to court a girl, read further…
I am just going to give you my tips based on common sense and instincts, the donts, not the dos, since I am not a psychologist nor an expert in wooing women. So here are the things that you should never, never ever do with a girl if you want to win her heart:
Get drunk, I mean really, really drunk. To get really really drunk, drink the whole 375 ml of Tanduay Rhum 5 Years lapad. I mean all of it. Don’t drink water, just the whole volume of the Tanduay. After spilling all the rhum into your stomach, drink two bottles of Red Horse beer. That’s it. Then go find the girl you love and say to her, “Hooowaaahhhhh!”
Second is, eat lots and lots of raw garlic and raw onions. Don’t brush your teeth after eating. Then go say to the girl you love with mouth wide open, “Ahhhhhh!”
Next is, be desperate. Show all signs of eagerness. Tell to the girl how sexy she is and you can already imagine how it really feels to be with her in bed.
Fourth is, on the evening of your date, dress yourself as if your a Christmas tree. Wear green pants, red sleeveless shirt, and orange shoes with blue socks. Then wear two watches on each wrist. Bring your iPod with you and put on the earphones, then play your favorite song from the iPod on full blast as you sing. Do this during the entire time of your date.
Lastly is, bring your cellphone with you and text during the whole time of your date. If you don’t have anyone to text with, just press your cellphone’s keypads and pretend that your texting someone while talking to her. While doing this, say to her finally that you’ve been texting another girl who is more beautiful than she is. toinks.
So these are the things that you should never ever do when courting a girl. I’m sorry but I really have no idea about the dos. I’m planning to court a girl, since it’s been a long while I don’t have any girlfriend. So if you have some suggestions on how to court a girl, please leave them below. If I’m successful on my date, I will not forget you. Thanks. 
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Co-Bloggers’ Suggestions on How to Court a Girl:
– “Just be yourself. Make her feel extra special. And show interest in whatever she says and does.” – Bingkee
– “Don’t tell a girl ur courting her. just be a friend. Get to know her. I think girls would appreciate a person who’d be curious about her interests.” – Tagadavaoko
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An old quip but still raises a laugh from the girls who do have a good sense of humour.
hahaha! Oooops. O__O
This is so funny!
Just be yourself—that’s a do. Make her feel extra special—that’s a do. And show interest in whatever she says and does—that’s a do.
I hope I’m giving you enough……and don’t forget me….heheeh
Wow. ayan nah; cge cge; tatandaan ko to; thanks a lot for your suggestions Binks; Oo I will not forget you; haha; ikaw pah.
ka funny HAHAHAHA dapat katong number 1 kay mag puke/vomit infront sa girl…that would be really gross!
hahaha! bitaw sah; ig human na lang ug inum, then vomit; wala kai suggestion on how to court a girl? or how do you want to be courted?
suggestion: dont tell a girl ur courting her. just be a friend. unya get to know her. i think girls would appreciate a person who’d be curious about her interests.
Wow; 2nd suggestion; Hmmmmm. Ok ok I got that. Thanks a lot tagadavao.